what linnea hears...

so online i saw a list of

"top 10 funniest misheard lyrics:

here is the list 

**PLEASE NOTE - SOME ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY APPROPRIATE**

Elton John -- 'Tiny DanceR'

Misheard: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
Real: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer."

Jimi Hendrix -- 'Purple Haze'

Misheard:"S'cuse me while I kiss this guy"
Real: "S'cuse me while I kiss the sky."

Pearl Jam -- 'Glorified'

Misheard: "Horrified virgin on a pelican"
Real: "Glorified version of a pellet gun"

Manfred Mann's Earth Band --'Blinded by the Light'

Misheard: "Wrapped up like a douche"
Real: "Revved up like a deuce"

Van Halen -- 'Panama'

Misheard: "You reach down between my legs... squeeze the seed bag."
Real: "You reach down between my legs... ease the seat back."

Adele -- 'Chasing Pavements'

Misheard: "Should I just keep chasing penguins?"
Real: "Should I just keep chasing pavements?"

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Creedence Clearwater Revival -- 'Bad Moon Rising'

Misheard: "There's a bathroom on the right."
Real: "There's a bad moon on the rise."

The National -- 'Mr. November'

Misheard: "I won't f--- her sober."
Real: "I won't f--- us over."

Hall and Oates -- 'Every Time You Go Away'

Misheard: "Every time you go away, take a piece of meat with you."
Real: "Take a piece of me with you."

Eagles -- 'Desperado'

Misheard: "You've been outright offensive for so long now."
Real: "You've been out riding fences for so long now."

AND SO WHAT, EXACTLY, DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE TITLE OF THIS POST..."WHAT LINNEA HEARS..."??

WELL...WHILE LISTENING TO A MIXED CD SHE TOLD HER SISTER THAT THE 2ND SONG IS THE FUNNIEST B/C IT SAYS:

"COMPLETELY UNDERWEAR"

AND THOSE 2 GIRLS CACKLED & CACKLED!

LINNEA WENT & GOT THE CD AND THE ACTUAL WORDS ARE:

"COMPLETELY UNAWARES".

I LAUGHED OUTLOUD.

FOR QUITE A LONG TIME!