Thursday, August 18, 2011

what linnea hears...

so online i saw a list of
"top 10 funniest misheard lyrics:
here is the list 
**PLEASE NOTE - SOME ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY APPROPRIATE**


Elton John -- 'Tiny DanceR'
Misheard: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
Real: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer."

Jimi Hendrix -- 'Purple Haze'
Misheard:"S'cuse me while I kiss this guy"
Real: "S'cuse me while I kiss the sky."

Pearl Jam -- 'Glorified'
Misheard: "Horrified virgin on a pelican"
Real: "Glorified version of a pellet gun"

Manfred Mann's Earth Band --'Blinded by the Light'
Misheard: "Wrapped up like a douche"
Real: "Revved up like a deuce"

Van Halen -- 'Panama'
Misheard: "You reach down between my legs... squeeze the seed bag."
Real: "You reach down between my legs... ease the seat back."

Adele -- 'Chasing Pavements'
Misheard: "Should I just keep chasing penguins?"
Real: "Should I just keep chasing pavements?"
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Creedence Clearwater Revival -- 'Bad Moon Rising'
Misheard: "There's a bathroom on the right."
Real: "There's a bad moon on the rise."

The National -- 'Mr. November'
Misheard: "I won't f--- her sober."
Real: "I won't f--- us over."

Hall and Oates -- 'Every Time You Go Away'
Misheard: "Every time you go away, take a piece of meat with you."
Real: "Take a piece of me with you."

Eagles -- 'Desperado'
Misheard: "You've been outright offensive for so long now."
Real: "You've been out riding fences for so long now."


AND SO WHAT, EXACTLY, DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE TITLE OF THIS POST..."WHAT LINNEA HEARS..."??
WELL...WHILE LISTENING TO A MIXED CD SHE TOLD HER SISTER THAT THE 2ND SONG IS THE FUNNIEST B/C IT SAYS:
"COMPLETELY UNDERWEAR"
AND THOSE 2 GIRLS CACKLED & CACKLED!

LINNEA WENT & GOT THE CD AND THE ACTUAL WORDS ARE:
"COMPLETELY UNAWARES".

I LAUGHED OUTLOUD.
FOR QUITE A LONG TIME!



Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Sunday, August 14, 2011

the help

if you have not read the book,
READ IT!

if you have not seen the movie,
SEE IT!

Monday, August 8, 2011

creativity and what not...



i guess it is a done deal.

i registered the kids for school today.
so, i guess linnea is now officially a kindergartner.
oh me oh my. 
(insert sad momma face here)

but she is super-duper excited! and enjoying all the festivities that lead up to that
"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL".

one of the traditions is getting to make a blanket with auntie kathy.  last year wren chose a black/white animal print and a coordinating purple panda for hers.  linnea's choices were peter pan (with tinkerbell) on one side and barbie on the other.  matching?  not so much.  but totally *her*.



i think she will be "most fashionable" during rest time - and the most comfy, too... indeed!








if you do not watch your children...

...this is where you might find them: